Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…
Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in Arizona
This is fucking awesome.
It’s justa key doeee.
got a racist response while applying to colleges in the uk, and the social justice in me just couldn’t not respond.
im dying this is amazing
*cries at the glory of response*
*after cringing at irregardless*
four for you Kuah, you go Kuah
tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on